my dad paid me a visit
me: *sitting in front of the computer* heey, what’s up?
dad: haven’t seen you for a while so i just came to check if you’re still alive
me: here i am
dad: i hope your webcam is not on
dad: your make up is smudged
me: …i don’t wear make up
dad: oh…….in that case..
dad: ..you should probably get some sleep
first my mom thinks that soeone punched me in the eye and now my dad thinks it’s make up
ARE MY EYE BAGS PURPLE OR SOMETHING too lazy to look into a mirror